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Ok just saw this and I know I'm out of turn but it's a great quote


"We've Got No F***ing Talent At All. It's like a revolving door for twats"

Sharon Osbourne sitting on the fence about america's got talent, though it applies to most of that type of show.
(I checked I was right via google and this forum was the 2nd link on the list... )

[looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.

Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!

R: I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards!
[Everyone looks at her]
R: Pardon my French.

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[B cuts off a piece of fuse for a bomb for E]
E: What kind of fuse is that?
B: Cannon fuse.
E: What the hell do you use it for?
B: My cannon!

Hah Tremors! another all time classic!

S: Just for my own edification, I offered you fifty. Why'd you say no?
B: I'm not a greedy man. Not looking to get rich quick. Besides, fifty thousand is a lot for what you wanted me to find out. Could just as well put a bullet in my head as cough it up, see? But ten? Ten thousand is civilized. Ten is something we both can live with.
S: Ten might still be too much.
B: You'd kill me over ten thousand dollars? You wouldn't dare. You wouldn't dare.
[leaves]
S: [whispers] Yes, I would.

once upon a time in mexico.


"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Where the hell do you guys know all these quotes from anyway!! All I can come up with is easy peasy ones that everyone knows :<

aww come on Soren..
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."??

no? ok I'll give you a big clue:
"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"

[of course clues won't help if you've not seen the film]

i dunno i think that might be a bit tricky

Ok ok, I know that one, but only cause you gave me the clue!

hmmm that doesn't sound like a new film quote to me [you're allowed to use the net to search for new quotes btw]

"Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him. "

back to the future.

Nabber 1: What the HELL did that, Lieutenant?
Nabber 2: I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?
Nabber 1: He's been in the John pukin' since he saw it.

are you going old school horror on us punk?